The Unfinished Symphony was started by Schubert, not Beethoven!
A sponge
David`s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the beginning of every ending?
The letter "E".
What do some men have they don`t want, but would not part it for a million dollars?
A bald head.
A hundred feet in the air, but it`s back is on the ground.
What is it?
A centipede flipped over.
A father`s child, a mother`s child, yet no one`s son.
A Daughter.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
What do you fill with empty hands?
Gloves
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint.
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in
A computer keyboard.
Mary left on a horse on Sunday, was gone for four days, and came back on Sunday.
How did that happen?
The horse`s name was Sunday!
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
What gets larger as you take more from it?
A hole.
What questions can you never ever answer with a "yes"?


What time is it?
Are you sleeping?
Are you dead?
If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over,
where would they bury the survivors?


They wouldn`t need to, the survivors are still alive!
If you are in a one story house that is all blue, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs! Its a one story house!
If you are in a room with no doors or no windows
and you have a ball and a bat, how do you get out?
Three strikes your out!
The maker doesn`t want it.
The buyer doesn`t use it.
And the user doesn`t see it.
What is it?
A coffin.
Four men sat down to play,
They played all night `till break of day,
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the pardox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?


They were not playing against each other.
In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back.
What is it?
A bullet in a revolver
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride
What`s better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?
Literally, the word NOTHING
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have scales!
What kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut
A girl named Julie threw a ball.
Without a string, without bouncing it off anything,
and without having anyone throw it back to her, it came back.
How is this possible?


She threw it in the air.
Pretend you`re a bus driver. You start at New York and fifty people get on.
Then you drive to New Jersey and twenty people get off, while five get on.
Then you go to Florida and ten people get off while fourteen get back on.
When you get to New Mexico, twenty people leave and five more get back on.
When you reach California everyone get`s back on. How old is the bus driver?


Your age, remember, you`re the bus driver!
There was a pond.
The pond was empty except for its water.
On the 1st day there was one lily pad.
On the 2nd day there were two lily pads.
On the 3rd day there were four lily pads.
On the 4th day there were eight lily pads.
Everyday the lily pads doubled.
It took 60 days to fill the pond with lily pads.
How many days did it take to half fill the pond with lily pads?
If the lily pads doubled everyday. And it took 60 days to fill the pond with them. Then the pond must have been half full the day before it was full.
59 DAYS
 While on my way to St. Ives
I saw a man with 7 wives
Each wife had 7 sacks
Each sack had 7 cats
Each cat had 7 kittens
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St. Ives?


Just one, me
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
His horse was called Friday.
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where`s the white house?
Washington DC
What has a mouth but doesn`t eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn`t sleep, and waves but has no hands?
a river.
What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
The sea!
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come?
He was bald.
If there`s a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
neither, the frog is dead!
Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
`Each` is a mans name!
If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
you don`t bury survivors
Why can’t a person living in London be buried in Scotland?
alive
How many children does a man have if knowing that he has ten sons and each son has a sister?
eleven
I am a woman. If Sally’s daughter is my daughter’s mother. What relationship am I to Sally?
mother
A man left his hotel and walked toward his black car. Without the help of moonlight or street lights, he was able to spot his black car 100 meters away. How could he do that?
At day time
If a woman was born in in Italy, raised in Australia, married a Scottish man, lived in England and then died in Italy. What is she now?
A death woman